Lets talk about that time of the month shall we?
Pre C that time of the month was not bad for me at all.
Maybe I got a little moody (hubs would probably call me a crazy emotional bi*c* hubs would totally agree with that statement) and emotional but that was really it. I personally didn't think I had it that bad.
But now?! Holy smokes I want to rip out my ut.
And, it goes on for two long painful weeks.
Why? Why after having a painful child birth did God do this to me?
Was it not enough that my freaking epidural didn't work
and that I pretty much mentally checked out from all the pain??
And that I had the pain from the C section too?
Guess not.
I don't understand?
What happened from Pre C until now?
Is it my uterus, hormones, or just my crazy imagination or just for the heck of it?
I really really really do not get it and want it to stop now!!
Pre C I did not get cravings around my period time.
Not really even chocolate.
But now, for two whole weeks I am an eating machine.
All I can think about is salt.
Salt, salt and more freaking salt being poured in my mouth.
Love salt!
These are my favs.
Kinda sad to say that I bought a bag of these this morning and they are almost gone.
Its only 1:30.
What is my problem?
I cant get enough!!!
And don't think I don't want chocolate either because I do.
I have a sleeve of these puppies in my drawer.
Totally not the healthiest of options but oh well I could care less.
Sounds bad but its true.
I will gladly take on the extra poundage during that time of the month just to keep me sane.
Oh, and don't forget the wine when I get home from work.
That is another must.
But not really sure that that is totally period related.
Oh, and to mention my lovely mood.
I can seem to control it at home but at work I am a flying batty witch I swear.
In a blink of an eye I will get all ghetto on you including hips and pointer fingers being thrown around.
And this all lasts for 2 weeks.
Rock on!
Do you girls have this problem?
Or is it just me and my lovely body?
I need some remedies please.
My body prefers something that doesn't require an ocean of salt.
7 comments:
hahaha!! hilarious!! I've been sorta moody too lately..I'll let you know!
This cracks me up! I can't really relate, its been awhile since Aunt Flow visited this momma (babies are 18 months apart...one little cycle in the middle). Hoping you find a "cure"...
omg!!! YES YES YES. It's so bad. Ever since I had Trey it has been SO SO bad.
When a friend called me last week to see how it was going I stated: "Trey's cutting 3 teeth and I'm on the period from HELL. How are you?"... she isn't a mom... and suddenly she had to go.... LOL :)
Now I really want some reeses cups!! HA!
Oh my gosh, girl I started my "p" when I was in 4th grade... yes I wrote correctly! It started out fine but around 8th or 9th grade my period became so bad and lasted for 2 weeks I would miss 3 or more school days due to cramps/pain/etc. My mom finally took me to the gyno and they gave me birth control to stop the cramping (although I didn't need it for the specific reason!) I don't know if that's an option for you, but I would def go to the gyno and see what they can do for it. I wouldn't be able to endure that pain!
Things have certainly changed for me too in that department. I'm all about some chocolate which is so not usually my thing!
LOVE Pop Chips...just got into them...so so good!
oh girl...you poor thing!!!! I noticed some change but mine are actually just shorter but more intense...crazy how things change...i wonder if it will be even different after baby #2??!!
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