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Monday, September 26, 2011

Why? {A little TMI}

Lets talk about that time of the month shall we?

Pre C that time of the month was not bad for me at all.
Maybe I got a little moody (hubs would probably call me a crazy emotional bi*c* hubs would totally agree with that statement)  and emotional but that was really it. I personally didn't think I had it that bad.

But now?! Holy smokes I want to rip out my ut.
And, it goes on for two long painful weeks.
Why? Why after having a painful child birth did God do this to me?
Was it not enough that my freaking epidural didn't work
and that I pretty much mentally checked out from all the pain??
 And that I had the pain from the C section too?
Guess not.
I don't understand?
What happened from Pre C until now?
Is it my uterus, hormones, or just my crazy imagination or just for the heck of it?
I really really really do not get it and want it to stop now!!

Pre C I did not get cravings around my period time.
Not really even chocolate.

But now, for two whole weeks I am an eating machine.
All I can think about is salt.
Salt, salt and more freaking salt being poured in my mouth.
Love salt!

These are my favs.
Kinda sad to say that I bought a bag of these this morning and they are almost gone.
Its only 1:30.
What is my problem?
I cant get enough!!!



And don't think I don't want chocolate either because I do.
I have a sleeve of these puppies in my drawer.


Totally not the healthiest of options but oh well I could care less.
Sounds bad but its true.
I will gladly take on the extra poundage during that time of the month just to keep me sane.

Oh, and don't forget the wine when I get home from work.
That is another must.
But not really sure that that is totally period related.

Oh, and to mention my lovely mood.
I can seem to control it at home but at work I am a flying batty witch I swear.
In a blink of an eye I will get all ghetto on you including hips and pointer fingers being thrown around.
And this all lasts for 2 weeks.
Rock on!

Do you girls have this problem?
Or is it just me and my lovely body?
I need some remedies please.
My body prefers something that doesn't require an ocean of salt.

7 comments:

Jen Watts said...

hahaha!! hilarious!! I've been sorta moody too lately..I'll let you know!

Mindy said...

This cracks me up! I can't really relate, its been awhile since Aunt Flow visited this momma (babies are 18 months apart...one little cycle in the middle). Hoping you find a "cure"...

Beach Bum & Baby said...

omg!!! YES YES YES. It's so bad. Ever since I had Trey it has been SO SO bad.

When a friend called me last week to see how it was going I stated: "Trey's cutting 3 teeth and I'm on the period from HELL. How are you?"... she isn't a mom... and suddenly she had to go.... LOL :)

Now I really want some reeses cups!! HA!

Emily said...

Oh my gosh, girl I started my "p" when I was in 4th grade... yes I wrote correctly! It started out fine but around 8th or 9th grade my period became so bad and lasted for 2 weeks I would miss 3 or more school days due to cramps/pain/etc. My mom finally took me to the gyno and they gave me birth control to stop the cramping (although I didn't need it for the specific reason!) I don't know if that's an option for you, but I would def go to the gyno and see what they can do for it. I wouldn't be able to endure that pain!

Laura @ My Thoughts-Uninterrupted said...

Things have certainly changed for me too in that department. I'm all about some chocolate which is so not usually my thing!

natasha {schue love} said...

LOVE Pop Chips...just got into them...so so good!

the workaholic momma said...

oh girl...you poor thing!!!! I noticed some change but mine are actually just shorter but more intense...crazy how things change...i wonder if it will be even different after baby #2??!!