This is my DL pic.
Yep, its hideous!
I get it people.
So when I hand over my DL to you to check my
DATE OF BIRTH
just look at my DOB.
No need to check out my fugly picture.
And please, please don't do that face at me.
Ya know, the raised one eyebrow, tilted head to the side,
look at me,
look at the pic,
is this really the same girl?
Yeah that one.
I am screaming profanities at you in my head.
Just hand over my ID, Debit Card, and ALCOHOL.
Because lets get real,
I came to the store to load up on some mommy juice
not judgmental looks.
Yes, I took this picture when I was eight months pregnant
I decided it would be a good idea to dye my hair dark brown
and chop it off.
Again, I get it.
I went off the deep end a little bit.
But no need for your judgies.
Just give me my alcohol people!
Next time when I get pregnant hopefully my face wont
swell up to the size of Kim Kardashians ass
and I won't have any crazy hair brained Britney Spears ideas.
Isn't this second photo much better.
I wish the DMV let you pick your own picture.
I guess its not Glamour Shots.
wouldn't that be awesome!